I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just dont look good naked, anymore

So, Im goin upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
Id stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just dont look good naked anymore

Well, I used to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don’t get very close to me
Theyre afraid that I might fall

So, I went to the doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said MAN
I said What is it Doc, some fatal disease, I just gotta know the score
He said, No, you just dont look good naked anymore.

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now its only when were back to back
That were dancing cheek to cheek

Well I went to a nudie beach to has some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin up the sun
Somebody yelled, Hey, theres an old white whale washed up on the shore I just dont look good naked anymore

Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butts-a-draggin the floor
And I just dont look good naked anymore
No, I just dont look good naked anymore