A Few Good Short Jokes

Jokes are something that we are all able to enjoy no matter how bad things seem to get. They give us the opportunity we want to put a smile on our face and think about something other then how much we really can't stand our boss or those bills that won't vanish at the house. Even if we are already in a good mood they are able to make us feel even better then before. It’s time to share a few great jokes so you have the ability to give them to others.

Snail Walk

One day a snail walked inside a bar. The barman didn’t allow snails to order from him and kicked him out. A year passed and the very same snail came back into the bar. He walked up to the barman and said, “Why did you do that?”

Definition Of An Idiot

A son walks up to his father and asks him to define what an idiot is. His father replies and says, “An idiot is somebody who is trying to explain thoughts to somebody in a way that is long and tiresome and does not make any sense to anybody. Do you understand?” The son looks back in confusion and says, “No!”

One Day To Live

A man receives a phone call from his doctor who says to him that he has great and bad news to share with him.
“What is the great news,” asks the man.
“You have 24 hours to live!”
“Oh no! Then what is the bad news?”
“I forgot to call and tell you this yesterday.”